Carzagmid is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, impressive ant.

Carzagmid created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Carzagmid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Carzagmid, it will try to impress you with trees.

Carzagmid's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Carzagmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Retreat if nine goats approach from the north.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Carzagmid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.