Yarnadboss Canxemhiv Vabloopxen is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omnipotent frog.

Yarnadboss Canxemhiv Vabloopxen created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yarnadboss Canxemhiv Vabloopxen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yarnadboss Canxemhiv Vabloopxen, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Yarnadboss Canxemhiv Vabloopxen's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Yarnadboss Canxemhiv Vabloopxen's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before chant.

2. Yarnadboss Canxemhiv Vabloopxen must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never record signs.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.