Lidlistyart is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, emotional monkey.

Lidlistyart created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidlistyart, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lidlistyart, it will turn you into a puffin.

Lidlistyart's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Lidlistyart's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

2. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

3. Lidlistyart loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Put Lidlistyart first in all things.

5. Do not stand on grass.