Ortnullsis is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, merciless cat.

Ortnullsis created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ortnullsis, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ortnullsis, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ortnullsis' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Ortnullsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Always act with purity.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Ortnullsis in the centre of the settlement.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help doves in need.