Larnziggup is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring ferret.

Larnziggup created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Larnziggup, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Larnziggup, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Larnziggup's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Larnziggup's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Hide if five ducks approach from the west.