Jipbestwad is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, happy turtle.

Jipbestwad created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jipbestwad, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jipbestwad, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jipbestwad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Jipbestwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near frogs while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing five lead spheres on your arms.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Jipbestwad on top of all buildings.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.