Vabbagbap is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, boastful eagle.

Vabbagbap created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabbagbap, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vabbagbap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Vabbagbap's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Vabbagbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning stars.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not keep three eagles in a large pit.

4. Worship no other gods but Vabbagbap.

5. Do not gather at towers at dawn.