Cumpagcet is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, contented mongoose.

Cumpagcet created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumpagcet, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumpagcet, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Cumpagcet's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cumpagcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not turn your hands toward south.

2. Never feed tomatoes to eagles while wearing cyan kilts.

3. Hide from red grasshopers for they are unholy.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.