Limfunkonstan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient chinchilla.

Limfunkonstan created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limfunkonstan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Limfunkonstan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Limfunkonstan's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Limfunkonstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Do not name children after mice.

5. Always count to six before chant.