Himmontofjipfennuryatbod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able bird.

Himmontofjipfennuryatbod created an up quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Himmontofjipfennuryatbod, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Himmontofjipfennuryatbod, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Himmontofjipfennuryatbod's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Himmontofjipfennuryatbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not keep eight grasshopers in a large pit.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always help gulls in need.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.