Gatgovhighun is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain gerbil.

Gatgovhighun created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatgovhighun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gatgovhighun, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gatgovhighun's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gatgovhighun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Gatgovhighun in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never jump in the presence of foxes.

4. Never laugh near capybaras.

5. Always help sick sharks.