Rakrenfat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, effective donkey.

Rakrenfat created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Rakrenfat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakrenfat, he will curse you with boils.

Rakrenfat's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rakrenfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

2. Do not step barefoot upon purple earth.

3. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.