Cedhonfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, stupid beaver.

Cedhonfoss created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cedhonfoss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cedhonfoss, it will ignore you.

Cedhonfoss' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Cedhonfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about special relativity near otters while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing eight titanium spheres on your hands.

3. Hide from green badgers for they are unholy.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not chop down trees.