Fagsabtenhabgigspag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, two-faced deer.

Fagsabtenhabgigspag created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fagsabtenhabgigspag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fagsabtenhabgigspag, she will be very unhappy.

Fagsabtenhabgigspag's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Fagsabtenhabgigspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch blood while tainted.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never point your hands toward the south during prayer.