Bellbissven is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient finch.

Bellbissven created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellbissven, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bellbissven, he will turn you into a rat.

Bellbissven's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Bellbissven's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. You must pray to Bellbissven five times a day.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.