Wabrowhim is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, grumpy horse.

Wabrowhim created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabrowhim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wabrowhim, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wabrowhim's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wabrowhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always store cherries above ground.

2. Never adorn your hands with turquoise markings.

3. Never remain standing during dusk.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.