Fodfathan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, calm dove.

Fodfathan created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodfathan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fodfathan, he will turn you into a goat.

Fodfathan's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fodfathan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.