Wipnurpon is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, selfish wombat.

Wipnurpon created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Wipnurpon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wipnurpon, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Wipnurpon's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wipnurpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix nuts with ash.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Never adorn your back with black markings.

4. Never feed figs to geese while wearing rings.

5. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Wipnurpon on top of important buildings.