Jonyatdon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, witless troll.

Jonyatdon created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jonyatdon, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jonyatdon, he will laugh at you.

Jonyatdon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Jonyatdon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck violet.

2. Retreat if four voles approach from the east.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never pour water over plants.