Jandunbog is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, cheerful pig.

Jandunbog created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jandunbog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jandunbog, he will turn you into a plant.

Jandunbog's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Jandunbog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jandunbog.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jandunbog.

3. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Always count to six before sprint.