Tentarptig is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud capybara.

Tentarptig created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tentarptig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tentarptig, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tentarptig's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tentarptig's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Feed all hungry mites.

5. Never hurt sharks.