Flagdanhud Flamontlarnlarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic bee.

Flagdanhud Flamontlarnlarn created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagdanhud Flamontlarnlarn, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flagdanhud Flamontlarnlarn, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Flagdanhud Flamontlarnlarn's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Flagdanhud Flamontlarnlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not turn your arms toward north.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.