Sternibfem is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, irritating tapir.

Sternibfem created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sternibfem, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sternibfem, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sternibfem's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Sternibfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat goats with great respect.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Always obey Sternibfem's priests.

5. Never talk about optics near tortoises while wearing white trousers.