Dibhonjanlabtargud is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful swan.

Dibhonjanlabtargud created the world six million years ago.

If you believe in Dibhonjanlabtargud, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dibhonjanlabtargud, it will be mildly annoyed.

Dibhonjanlabtargud's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dibhonjanlabtargud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Dibhonjanlabtargud loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Never skip in the presence of snails.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

5. Always act with obedience.