Watcubquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured centaur.

Watcubquaf created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Watcubquaf, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Watcubquaf, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Watcubquaf's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Watcubquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Do not record numbers concerning asteroids.