Zakbodhim is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, pitiless dryad.

Zakbodhim created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zakbodhim, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zakbodhim, she will be mildly annoyed.

Zakbodhim's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Zakbodhim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.