Flagnellwod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous wren.

Flagnellwod created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Flagnellwod, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flagnellwod, she will curse you with boils.

Flagnellwod's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Flagnellwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never sit near cats.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.