Bedzigkan is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, caring dryad.

Bedzigkan created Africa three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedzigkan, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bedzigkan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bedzigkan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bedzigkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Feed all hungry ducks.

5. Never pour water over plants.