Fabtabcabhon is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic wombat.

Fabtabcabhon created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabtabcabhon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fabtabcabhon, she will boil you in a big pot.

Fabtabcabhon's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Fabtabcabhon's Holy Commandments

1. Fabtabcabhon loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabtabcabhon.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.