Quatbossmin is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring lion.

Quatbossmin created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatbossmin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quatbossmin, she will jump up and down on your head.

Quatbossmin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Quatbossmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. You must love Quatbossmin.

5. Run away if seven ducks approach from the north.
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