Dobpondit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, vain pig.

Dobpondit created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Dobpondit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dobpondit, she will turn you into a rock.

Dobpondit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dobpondit's Holy Commandments

1. Always share peas with strangers, but never with mice.

2. Always store cherries above ground.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.