Hundinten is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, self-assured crane.

Hundinten created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hundinten, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hundinten, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Hundinten's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hundinten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Run away from red snails, for they are unholy.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not stand on grass.