Camwottam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking butterfly.

Camwottam created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Camwottam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Camwottam, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Camwottam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Camwottam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Always share nuts with strangers, but never with cats.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not place limes upon stone.