Jininggam is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, charitable ant.

Jininggam created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jininggam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jininggam, she will be mildly annoyed.

Jininggam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jininggam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to tapirs while wearing cyan tights.

5. Hide from mauve voles for they are unholy.
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