Disstonkzog Farnzodbin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent salamander.

Disstonkzog Farnzodbin created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Disstonkzog Farnzodbin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Disstonkzog Farnzodbin, she will destroy your favourite star.

Disstonkzog Farnzodbin's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Disstonkzog Farnzodbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain obedience during days of mourning.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never gather eight frogs in one place.

5. Do not step barefoot upon brown earth.