Latsugtun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, temperamental hedgehog.

Latsugtun created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Latsugtun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Latsugtun, she will send minions to preach to you.

Latsugtun's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Latsugtun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Worship no other gods but Latsugtun.