Ditdidyamtailtagtimquafnab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-assured elephant.

Ditdidyamtailtagtimquafnab created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditdidyamtailtagtimquafnab, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ditdidyamtailtagtimquafnab, it will turn you into a plant.

Ditdidyamtailtagtimquafnab's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ditdidyamtailtagtimquafnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never allow horses to witness sacred rites.