Gudxinlin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, clever shrew.

Gudxinlin created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Gudxinlin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gudxinlin, he will turn you into a snail.

Gudxinlin's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Gudxinlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Always help swans in need.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Gudxinlin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about optics near snails while wearing black scarves and balancing nine platinum spheres on your feet.