Rotmisnullfat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, generous salamander.

Rotmisnullfat created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotmisnullfat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rotmisnullfat, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Rotmisnullfat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rotmisnullfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never skip in the presence of elders.

5. Never allow doves to witness sacred rites.