Saksak is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, sapient mouse.

Saksak created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saksak, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Saksak, she will remove you from existence.

Saksak's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Saksak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.

2. Do not sprint at rivers.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near moths while wearing red shirts and balancing four zinc spheres on your face.