Jigsiglarn is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish gerbil.

Jigsiglarn created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigsiglarn, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jigsiglarn, he will jump up and down on your head.

Jigsiglarn's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jigsiglarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near hamsters while wearing brown shirts and balancing six silver spheres on your head.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Jigsiglarn in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Do not stand on grass.