Dannarlbop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty rhinoceros.

Dannarlbop created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Dannarlbop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dannarlbop, she will not care.

Dannarlbop's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Dannarlbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always wear plain corsets during rituals.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Never feed tomatoes to doves while wearing trousers.