Spaglimgup is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage mink.

Spaglimgup created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Spaglimgup, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Spaglimgup, he will turn you into a duck.

Spaglimgup's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Spaglimgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always wear green.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Never wear blue shirts.