Spaglimgup is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage
mink.
Spaglimgup created dark matter two years ago.
If you believe in
Spaglimgup, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Spaglimgup, he will turn you into a duck.
Spaglimgup's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Spaglimgup's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat strawberries.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Always wear green.
4. Do not wear copper on your body.
5. Never wear blue shirts.