Tipkapcap is a god.

He takes the form of a small, ill-tempered eagle.

Tipkapcap created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Tipkapcap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tipkapcap, he will laugh at you.

Tipkapcap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tipkapcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never hurt mites.