Cinpibarn is a god.

It takes the form of a small, overgenerous lizard.

Cinpibarn created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinpibarn, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cinpibarn, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cinpibarn's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cinpibarn's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not keep seven frogs in a large pit.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.