Quimwansag is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing
beaver.
Quimwansag created a photon twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Quimwansag, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Quimwansag, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Quimwansag's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Quimwansag's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt birds.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Put Quimwansag first in all things.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.