Daphubwee is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident crocodile.

Daphubwee created gold seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Daphubwee, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Daphubwee, it will turn you into a slug.

Daphubwee's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Daphubwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about optics.

3. Worship no other gods but Daphubwee.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Daphubwee in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about chromosomes.
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