Dudsawman Safponfab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-powerful wyvern.

Dudsawman Safponfab created Africa six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudsawman Safponfab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dudsawman Safponfab, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dudsawman Safponfab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Dudsawman Safponfab's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dudsawman Safponfab.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Dudsawman Safponfab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Dudsawman Safponfab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Pray towards the east.