Gofstigart is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, grumpy sheep.

Gofstigart created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofstigart, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gofstigart, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gofstigart's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Gofstigart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

2. You must love Gofstigart.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

5. Never remain prostrate during midnight.