Popgedvog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, selfish elephant.

Popgedvog created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Popgedvog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Popgedvog, he will turn you into a sheep.

Popgedvog's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Popgedvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Always remove hats before touching titanium.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Popgedvog.

5. Never stain your head with purple.