Kangammet is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, pitiless capybara.

Kangammet created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kangammet, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kangammet, he will strike you with lightening.

Kangammet's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Kangammet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always help cats.