Spagpanglarg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unthinking aardvark.

Spagpanglarg created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagpanglarg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Spagpanglarg, she will be mildly annoyed.

Spagpanglarg's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Spagpanglarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

2. Never think about spacetime near hamsters while wearing magenta scarves and balancing five copper spheres on your hands.

3. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Spagpanglarg in the centre of the settlement.