Jigdabdab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, prudent yak.

Jigdabdab created the Cigar Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jigdabdab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Jigdabdab, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Jigdabdab's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Jigdabdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not commit murder.