Flissasgem is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic tapir.

Flissasgem created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Flissasgem, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Flissasgem, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Flissasgem's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Flissasgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

3. Never feed oranges to geese while wearing green ear rings.

4. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

5. Never leap in holy places.