Sanfeting Damnegcub Yatfligwee is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless dog.

Sanfeting Damnegcub Yatfligwee created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanfeting Damnegcub Yatfligwee, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sanfeting Damnegcub Yatfligwee, it will turn you into a slug.

Sanfeting Damnegcub Yatfligwee's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sanfeting Damnegcub Yatfligwee's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat birds with great respect.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

4. Pray only in firelight.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.