Sawtarpzag Fligbafdun is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, uncaring bat.

Sawtarpzag Fligbafdun created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sawtarpzag Fligbafdun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sawtarpzag Fligbafdun, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sawtarpzag Fligbafdun's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sawtarpzag Fligbafdun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Sawtarpzag Fligbafdun in the centre of the settlement.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about chromosomes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not stand on grass.