Camnigzig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring mink.

Camnigzig created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camnigzig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Camnigzig, he will remove you from existence.

Camnigzig's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Camnigzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your arms toward the south during prayer.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Camnigzig.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Do not kill eagles.