Binratbog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy chinchilla.

Binratbog created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Binratbog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Binratbog, it will think nothing of it.

Binratbog's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Binratbog's Holy Commandments

1. Binratbog loves otters, so they must be honoured.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never talk about fire.