Busfutquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, sapient mink.

Busfutquaf created silver two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busfutquaf, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Busfutquaf, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Busfutquaf's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Busfutquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Put Busfutquaf first in all things.

5. Run away if four birds approach from the south.