Pinvogstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, egotistical guinea pig.

Pinvogstrag created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinvogstrag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pinvogstrag, it will try to impress you with trees.

Pinvogstrag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Pinvogstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with orange.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Hide if four whales approach from the east.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.