Rillmapxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, selfish zebra.

Rillmapxuck created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rillmapxuck, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rillmapxuck, he will be very unhappy.

Rillmapxuck's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Rillmapxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Rillmapxuck loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Never paint your face orange.

5. Never talk about fire.