Bathubwap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, contented lizard.

Bathubwap created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bathubwap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bathubwap, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bathubwap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bathubwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of quantum field theory near sacred fires.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Put Bathubwap first in all things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Worship no other gods but Bathubwap.