Podhensis is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, idiotic naga.

Podhensis created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Podhensis, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Podhensis, she will turn you into a mole.

Podhensis' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Podhensis' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Always help sick otters.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.