Dumnuttwig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, benevolent jackal.

Dumnuttwig created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumnuttwig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dumnuttwig, it will be very sad.

Dumnuttwig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Dumnuttwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.