Targyogliglam Bumstipdut is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm swallow.

Targyogliglam Bumstipdut created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targyogliglam Bumstipdut, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Targyogliglam Bumstipdut, she will turn you into a hamster.

Targyogliglam Bumstipdut's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Targyogliglam Bumstipdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Targyogliglam Bumstipdut's name in vain.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.