Gigteenlen is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, generous wyvern.

Gigteenlen created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigteenlen, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gigteenlen, he will turn you into a duck.

Gigteenlen's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gigteenlen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not take Gigteenlen's name in vain.