Wikwatmob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, clever fly.

Wikwatmob created a down quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikwatmob, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wikwatmob, it will manifest in front of you.

Wikwatmob's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Wikwatmob's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.