Sakafxinhon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient fox.

Sakafxinhon created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakafxinhon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sakafxinhon, she will not care.

Sakafxinhon's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Sakafxinhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help sick rats.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Sakafxinhon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sakafxinhon.

5. Feed all hungry porpoises.