Kadcisspom is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonourable clam.

Kadcisspom created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Kadcisspom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kadcisspom, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Kadcisspom's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kadcisspom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Kadcisspom on top of important buildings.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shave your neck.