Labgedgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive bee.

Labgedgeb created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labgedgeb, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Labgedgeb, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Labgedgeb's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Labgedgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Put Labgedgeb first in all things.

2. Run away if nine snakes approach from the north.

3. Hide from white monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about fire.