Ruljindag is a god.

He takes the form of a small, annoying faun.

Ruljindag created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruljindag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ruljindag, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ruljindag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Ruljindag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Always help grasshopers.