Gudwapgep is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, able fairy.

Gudwapgep created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gudwapgep, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gudwapgep, he will think nothing of it.

Gudwapgep's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gudwapgep's Holy Commandments

1. Gudwapgep loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Do not cook food in pots.